Friday, December 26, 2014

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

When Your Local Newspaper Quotes You In An Article On Homelessness... But They Never Actually Interviewed You:



Thanks local paper for your awesome journalism where you quoted something I never said, without even talking to me. I want to let you know that your mind-readers suck, because I never even thought that quote.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

When Your Client Calls Over The Weekend And Leaves You 18 Drunk Messages On Your Office Phone Because They Can't Remember When Their Appointment Is:



You have 18 new messages!

*Beep!*

This message was left yesterday at 1:20 am: "Heeeeeey. Itsh me. Jusht wanted to check in annnd make shure my appointment washn't today... guesh I'll call back latersh..."

*Beep!*

This message was left yesterday at 2:34 am: "Heeey... do we havesh and appointmentsh today? I can't *burp* remember..."

Monday, November 10, 2014

Sunday, November 2, 2014

What Happens When Gung-Ho Interns Try To Take On State System On Their Own:



You were stuck on hold for three hours listening to the 'Chariots of Fire Theme' played on marimbas? I did try to warn you. How's your head?

Monday, October 6, 2014