When You Are Interviewing An Intern And They Launch Into A Long, Complex Story About How Their Life Has Been Leading Up To This Moment:

That's nice, but I just need to know if you can file paperwork or not.

How It Feels To Lose Your Job Due To A Loss In Grant Funding:

What You Really Mean When You Say That You're "Taking A Mental Health Day:"

The Moment When You Realize Your Alcoholic Client Leads A Far More Exciting Life Than You, And That's Not A Good Thing:

That Moment When You Come On For Your Night Shift At A Youth Shelter And You Find Out Someone Donated A Case Of Energy Drinks Earlier That Day:

When, Years After Leaving A Job, You Happen To Run Into Your Replacement Who Is Trying To Run A Similar Program:

That Moment When You're Hiding In Your Office Trying To Get Paperwork Done, But You Suddenly Have To Pee:

Please let no one see me run the five feet to the bathroom!