The Moment When You Realize Your Alcoholic Client Leads A Far More Exciting Life Than You, And That's Not A Good Thing:

When, Years After Leaving A Job, You Happen To Run Into Your Replacement Who Is Trying To Run A Similar Program:

That Moment When You're Hiding In Your Office Trying To Get Paperwork Done, But You Suddenly Have To Pee:

Please let no one see me run the five feet to the bathroom!

When You Find Out You Got The Grant You Applied For:

When You're Talking About An Important Social Issue And Someone Tells You, "Just Cool It, It's All Ok:"

Have a safe Labor Day everyone!

When You've Been At Work For Ten Hours And Someone Wanders In With "One More Client..."

Just let me go home!!!

How I Feel Leaving Work On A Particularly Rough Day:

When You're At A Social Function And Someone Decides To Refer To All Homeless Persons As "Degenerates:"

When You're A Female In Any Helping Profession You Will Inevitably End Up With Male Clients Hitting On You... And It Will Basically Look Like This:

That Moment When You're Telling Your Client For The Tenth Time That Week To Go To Their Mental Health Appointment:

I'm going to have to tell you again, aren't I?

What Happens When You Try To Set Up A Program Without Enough Planning:

What I Imagine My Clients Are Seeing Sometimes While On Ecstacy:

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken:

How New Interns Often Respond To Intoxicated Persons:

When Your Severely Alchoholic Client Finally Says "Yes" To Treatment:

Is this real life?

That Moment When You're Feeling Like You're Going A Little Bit Nuts, And Then You Realize, You're Just As Crazy As All Your Coworkers:

That Moment When You Realized You Will Never Have As Much Fashion Sense As Your Drag Queen Clients:

What Social Workers Wish 90% Of Politicians Would Admit When Talking About Homelessness:

That Moment When You Realize That Your Delusional Clients Have Given You The Best Training On How To Get Out Of Jury Duty:

I'll just pretend I'm off my meds, and thanks to my job, I know what that looks like!

What It Feels Like To Watch Your Client Suddenly Backpedal Out Of The Case Plan That Took Months To Put Together: