When You Accidentally Walk Into A Meeting Of Directors And Funders:

Why does no one tell me when the conference room has something going on in it!?

What All Case Managers Picture When Someone Says The Words "Fundraising Dinner:"

I have to wear a dress and make-up? I'm out!

When The Creepiest Of Your Clients Starts Asking You About Your Personal Life:

We establish boundaries for a reason.

The Friday Afternoon Of A Week Full Of Crisis:

The Group Of Volunteers You Get On The Day When Your Clients Are Being Their Absolute Craziest:

Please, just no one take off their pants and moon the nice ladies, that's all I'm asking.

When A News Reporter Asks A Homeless Person If They Enjoy Being Homeless And The Person Interviewed Says, "Oh, Of Course I Do!" And The Reporter Believes Them:

I've seen it happen more than once.

When The Brand New Intern, During Their First All-Staff Meeting, Announces That They Have Some Ideas To Improve Your Agency:

Pop the popcorn folks, this is going to be good.

Apologies on the late post folks, for some reason it didn't post the first time I clicked the button!