When You Accidentally Walk Into A Meeting Of Directors And Funders:

Why does no one tell me when the conference room has something going on in it!?

When You Start On That "Fifteen Minutes Tops" Project That Your Boss Handed To You Only To Discover It Will Take You At Least Three Days To Complete:

Just run a few numbers my numb butt.

When The Client You Picked To Talk To A Group Of Board Members Shows Up Super Drunk:

Please don't take away my funding... and I'm sorry he threw up on your shoes.

When One Of Your Board Of Directors Members Wants Free Tickets For Their 20 Family Members To Your Annual Fundraiser Luncheon:

You do realize how a fundraiser works, right?