That Moment When You Realize The Conference Speaker You're Listening To Has No Clue What They're Talking About:

You just cited a study performed in 1932 regarding 'the feminine brain' and you believe it is accurate... I'm going to go die now.

What Happens When You Try To Get Out Of The Van Your Coworkers And You Had To Share On The Ten Hour Drive To A Conference:

Can anyone else feel their butt? I can't feel my butt...

When You're Roommate At The Social Work Conference Is The Super Early Bird Type:

 

 No, I'm obviously not as excited as you are about the "Homelessness in Rural Areas Reactions to Cattle" seminar. Please leave me alone.