That Moment When You Realize That Your Delusional Clients Have Given You The Best Training On How To Get Out Of Jury Duty:

I'll just pretend I'm off my meds, and thanks to my job, I know what that looks like!

That Moment When You Can No Longer Tell If Your Delusional Clients' Business Plans Are Crazy Or A Promising Venture:

The Response One Gets From One's Severely Delusional Client When One Suggests They Might Want To Start Taking Their Medication:

Well, have fun having tea with Johnny Cash and Mickey Mouse!

When One Of Your Interns Decides To Try To Convince One Of Your Normally Calm, But Seriously Delusional And Paranoid, Clients That What They Are Seeing Isn't Real:

Just agree with their delusion! If he or she says that he or she is going to go to work tomorrow on a unicorn, just say, "Okay, the green one or the pink one this time?" and move on!