That Moment When You Realize That Your Delusional Clients Have Given You The Best Training On How To Get Out Of Jury Duty:

I'll just pretend I'm off my meds, and thanks to my job, I know what that looks like!

What Happens Internally When You're At A Social Gathering And Someone Starts Mocking The Population You Work With:

Outwardly you tell them where to go, what they can ride there and who all can go with them.

When People Make Judgemental Statements About How 'You Could Be Doing So Much Better' Than Your Non-Profit Job:

Well, you could be less of a self-centered jerk.

Prepping For A Gathering of Social Workers: