Basically What Meth Use Often Looks Like:

I once watched someone on meth get stuck under a light plastic chair for an hour because they couldn't figure out how to stand up and free themselves.

All The Other's Client's Faces When A New Client Tries To Sell A Staff Member Meth:

"Dude, that chick works here, run!"

The Car You Should Drive If You Want Every Person On Meth To Follow You:

"It was shiny, and sparkly and possibly edible!!!" -Actual quote from a client high on meth.