When You've Already Been Working Nine Hours With Clients And Get Called To An "Emergency" Staff Meeting About A Fundraiser:

When Your Ancient Computer Refuses To Read Or Print Any Of Your Client's Court Documents Because They Are In A Newer Format Than Your Computer Supports:

Why You Never Ask For Program Improvement Suggestions From Clients Who Have Just Smoked A Ton Of Pot:

Nope, I don't think we can make our program more 'flowy.' I'll see you when your brain isn't mushy.

All Of Your Potential Clients Your First Week As A Street-Based Outreach Worker Working With The Homeless:

Don't give up, though! Eventually they get used to seeing you and will actually have conversations with you!

When, After Working A 50 Plus Hour Week At A Homeless Shelter, Your Friends All Excitedly Want You To Go With Them To Volunteer To Serve A Meal At One:

"But I just... but this is what I do every day... *disgruntled sigh* Fine."

What It Feels Like When You're Asked To Write A Grant, But No One Has Any Details About The Grant:

So is this for housing, medical coverage, a worker cupcake fund... what!?

How You Eat After Working Ten Hours Straight With No Breaks And Only Half Of a Granola Bar For Sustenance:

If you want to talk to me while I eat, fine, but I cannot be blamed for the carnage you are about the witness.