How You Eat After Working Ten Hours Straight With No Breaks And Only Half Of a Granola Bar For Sustenance:

If you want to talk to me while I eat, fine, but I cannot be blamed for the carnage you are about the witness.

How You Feel After Being On The Phone For Five Hours, Rerouted Through Seven Different People, And Hung Up On Twice While Trying To Fix Your Client's Benefits:

When, On Top Of Your Normal Job, You Are Also Handed The 30 Volunteers That Everyone Forgot Were Coming In To Help Today, And Now You Have To Find Something To Occupy Them:

Umm... Anyone want to... uh... paint the basement?