Anytime My Clients See Me Wearing Anything Nicer Than Jeans And A T-Shirt:

It's called a dress. I am female and mainstream society allows me to wear them. Go away.

What Trying To Figure Out What Your Client Actually Needs Sometimes Feels Like:

Wait, do you need a new ID card, a marriage license or a divorce certificate? How can you need all of them!?

It's Called Job Security:

What Happens When You Set Unrealistic Goals For Your Grant Outcomes:

When You Ask Your Client If They Have A Current State ID Or A Driver's License:

So... that's a no.

What Often Happens When You Try To Pass A Client Off To A Federal Agency:

That Moment When You Can Tell That Your Coworker Really, Really, Really Needs A Vacation:

Okay, time to take some PTO honey.

When A Client Starts To Lift Their Shirt While Asking, "Does This Look Infected To You?"

I am not a nurse and am definitely not making enough money to pretend I am one!