When You Have To Give A Last-Minute Presentation To A Group Of Funders:

How People Working At Non-Profits Oftentimes See Those Working In The Private Sector:

That Moment When Someone Says, "Helping People Must Be So Rewarding, I'll Bet If They Stopped Paying You You'd Still Keep Doing What You're Doing:"

Bahahahahaha! No. I like cheese. I need money to buy cheese.

When You Find Out That The Major Grant You Were Awarded Requires You To Change Half Of Your Program So That You Remain In Compliance For The Money:

What Happens When You Set Unrealistic Goals For Your Grant Outcomes:

When The Executive Director Really Wants Everyone In Your Agency To Go To The Big Fancy Fundraiser... And Pay $125.00 Per Ticket:

Hmm... I work to make money... then I just give the money back to the place I work... When I can't make rent next month, I can camp out under my desk, right?

When The Politician Who Voted Down Three Separate Bills To Increase Funding To Non-Profits Claims That One Of His Main Concerns Is Ending Homelessness:

When You Hear About Grant Funding That Might Fit Your Program: