That Moment When You Might Not Be A Doctor, But You Know There Is Something Very Wrong With Whatever Your Client Is Taking For Their Disorders:

When You Make A New Friend At The Department Of Social And Health Services Who Says, "Oh, Here's My Desk Number! If You Need Something, Just Call Me!"

Yes! No more waiting on hold for four hours to figure out what my client's lost ID number is!!!

When You Catch 3 Different Illnesses From Various Sick Clients All At Once:

I have a cold, the flu and possibly typhoid.

Why I Now Refrain From Asking How My Clients Ended Up In The Hospital For The Fourth Time That Month:

 Am I going to see your injury on the news? Then don't tell me, I hate spoilers.

The Social Worker Fitness Plan:

Unwritten Rule Of Social Work #497: If It Is Slimy, Sticky Or Wet And Not Yours, Don't Touch It!

When A Client Starts To Lift Their Shirt While Asking, "Does This Look Infected To You?"

I am not a nurse and am definitely not making enough money to pretend I am one!