When Your Client's Excuse For Not Going To Court Is, "But It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"

Ahoy! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye!

If ye need some readin' material, unfurl yer sails and head for Life is a Pirate Ship Run by a Velociraptor!

When You Ask For An Explanation As To Why Your Client Violated Their Parole And They Start Out Saying, "Well, When I Was A Kid..."

I did not ask for a two hour monologue, I just want to know what I have to talk about in court next week.

When, Despite The Little Chat You Had, Your Client Still Shows Up For Their Court Date In Pajama Pants And A 'Miller Lite' Beer T-Shirt:

Oh, you wore Playboy Bunny pajama pants to your child custody hearing. This should go splendidly.

Happy Birthday Elise!