When Your Client Brings Their Kids Into The Appointment, Despite Free Childcare Being Available, And Promises That, "They'll Be Perfect Little Angels:"

I once had a child try to color in my office... which would have been fine if they hadn't been trying to color me.

Why I Now Refrain From Asking How My Clients Ended Up In The Hospital For The Fourth Time That Month:

 Am I going to see your injury on the news? Then don't tell me, I hate spoilers.

When You Find Out The Government Website You Need For All Of Your Clients' Benefits Applications Only Runs On Internet Explorer:

Why don't I just send the applications to you guys via homing pigeon, they will probably make it to you faster than I can even load the application.

When, Despite The Little Chat You Had, Your Client Still Shows Up For Their Court Date In Pajama Pants And A 'Miller Lite' Beer T-Shirt:

Oh, you wore Playboy Bunny pajama pants to your child custody hearing. This should go splendidly.

Happy Birthday Elise!