Pretty Much Your Entire First Year Working In Social Work Or Counseling:

It's okay, everyone has to start somewhere.

What It Feels Like To Have Your Program's Budget Halved But Then Be Told You're Expected To Have The Same Outcomes As Last Year:

How You Feel After Being On The Phone For Five Hours, Rerouted Through Seven Different People, And Hung Up On Twice While Trying To Fix Your Client's Benefits:

What Happens When Gung-Ho Interns Try To Take On State System On Their Own:

You were stuck on hold for three hours listening to the 'Chariots of Fire Theme' played on marimbas? I did try to warn you. How's your head?

When That Piece Of Legislation You Have Fought For For Years To Protect Your Clients Finally Passes:

When Your Client's Excuse For Not Going To Court Is, "But It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"

Ahoy! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye!

If ye need some readin' material, unfurl yer sails and head for Life is a Pirate Ship Run by a Velociraptor!