When You Find Out That You Were Just Nominated As The Employee Representative To Go Speak At A Senior Donors Seminar... Over The Weekend:

When The Client You Picked To Talk To A Group Of Board Members Shows Up Super Drunk:

Please don't take away my funding... and I'm sorry he threw up on your shoes.

When You Draw The Shortest Straw And End Up Being The Tour Guide For Donors For Your Non-Profit Agency For Four Hours:

...Because I didn't have work I was going to get done today or anything.