When Your Severely Alchoholic Client Finally Says "Yes" To Treatment:

Is this real life?

What Trying To Get Out Of Drug Addiction All On Your Own Usually Ends Up Being Like:

It's really okay to ask for help, addiction is tough!

When Your Client Calls Over The Weekend And Leaves You 18 Drunk Messages On Your Office Phone Because They Can't Remember When Their Appointment Is:

You have 18 new messages!

*Beep!*

This message was left yesterday at 1:20 am: "Heeeeeey. Itsh me. Jusht wanted to check in annnd make shure my appointment washn't today... guesh I'll call back latersh..."

*Beep!*

This message was left yesterday at 2:34 am: "Heeey... do we havesh and appointmentsh today? I can't *burp* remember..."