The Social Worker Fitness Plan:

When You Spend Time Around Non-Social Worker People After A Long Week At Work:

...And why do none of you find my morbid sense of humor funny?

When You And Your Office-Mate Have Been Working Together So Long You Practically Share A Brain:

When You Ask Your Client If They Have A Current State ID Or A Driver's License:

So... that's a no.

Opening The Doors To Your Agency Monday Morning After Being Closed All Weekend:

Incoming drama!!! Run for your life!

When You Find Out The Government Website You Need For All Of Your Clients' Benefits Applications Only Runs On Internet Explorer:

Why don't I just send the applications to you guys via homing pigeon, they will probably make it to you faster than I can even load the application.

When A Client Tries To "Sneakily" Remove Something From Your Office:

You do know I can see you, right? Put my chair back, it doesn't fit under your t-shirt anyways.