What Happens Internally When You're At A Social Gathering And Someone Starts Mocking The Population You Work With:

Outwardly you tell them where to go, what they can ride there and who all can go with them.

When You've Spent An Entire Week Working On The Zoo That Is Your Clients' Dysfunctional Relationships:

It's safer and less likely to include 'Baby Daddies.'

When You Haven't Even Had Your First Cup Of Coffee Yet, But You Already Have 19 Crisis Messages On Your Desk:

That Moment When Someone Says, "Helping People Must Be So Rewarding, I'll Bet If They Stopped Paying You You'd Still Keep Doing What You're Doing:"

Bahahahahaha! No. I like cheese. I need money to buy cheese.

What It Feels Like To Have Your Program's Budget Halved But Then Be Told You're Expected To Have The Same Outcomes As Last Year:

You Can Always Tell The Newbie Social Workers From The Burned Out Social Work Veterans By The Way They Handle Conflict:

When You Manage To Complete Your End Of The Year Reporting Before the Year Ends:

I dreamed a dream in days gone by... but then my ancient computer crashed.