When The Executive Director Really Wants Everyone In Your Agency To Go To The Big Fancy Fundraiser... And Pay $125.00 Per Ticket:

Hmm... I work to make money... then I just give the money back to the place I work... When I can't make rent next month, I can camp out under my desk, right?

When Your Agency's Events And Fundraiser Coordinator Asks If You Have Any Plans This Weekend:

I... uh... am getting an enema? Please don't ask me to sit at an agency booth for five hours.