When That Sarcastic Comment To Your Boss' Announcement Becomes An Out Loud Comment:

Did I just say that? I think you're imagining it... I think you're ALL imagining it.

When You Start On That "Fifteen Minutes Tops" Project That Your Boss Handed To You Only To Discover It Will Take You At Least Three Days To Complete:

Just run a few numbers my numb butt.

When There Is A Rumor Going Around That The Grant That Funds Half Of Your Agency's Jobs May Not Be Getting Renewed:

That Moment When Your Extremely Out Of Touch Executive Director Gets Put In His Place By An Old Street-Wise Client:

I've seen it happen more than once.

Your Reaction When, After Massive Funding Cuts, Your Executive Director Suggests That You Can Manage Two Other Programs Because, "They're Kind Of Like Your Current One, Right?"

When You Find Out The Staff Retreat Is Going To Be Held Over The Weekend In Someone's Backyard:

So I get to spend all Saturday listening our Executive Director talk about "teamwork" and tell their personal life story again, and there will be no alcohol. Oh goody.

When The Executive Director Really Wants Everyone In Your Agency To Go To The Big Fancy Fundraiser... And Pay $125.00 Per Ticket:

Hmm... I work to make money... then I just give the money back to the place I work... When I can't make rent next month, I can camp out under my desk, right?