When You Have To Give A Last-Minute Presentation To A Group Of Funders:

When One Of Your Board Of Directors Members Wants Free Tickets For Their 20 Family Members To Your Annual Fundraiser Luncheon:

You do realize how a fundraiser works, right?

When The Executive Director Really Wants Everyone In Your Agency To Go To The Big Fancy Fundraiser... And Pay $125.00 Per Ticket:

Hmm... I work to make money... then I just give the money back to the place I work... When I can't make rent next month, I can camp out under my desk, right?

When You Hear About Grant Funding That Might Fit Your Program:

When Someone In Your Organization, Who Regularly Calls You By the Wrong Name, Suddenly Needs Information You Have And Tries To Buddy Up To You:

Keep your flattery and incompetence to yourself please.