When You Hand-Hold And Work With A Client For Over A Year To Find Housing And They Get Evicted One Week Into Having Housing For Lighting Their Room On Fire:

All The Other's Client's Faces When A New Client Tries To Sell A Staff Member Meth:

"Dude, that chick works here, run!"

What It Feels Like Trying To Get A Client Who Has Multiple Previous Evictions Housed Again:

When All You Want To Do Is Get Your Reporting Done, But People Won't Leave You Alone For Five Seconds:

It's Usually Pretty Easy To Identify Which Of Your Clients Left The Empty Bottle Of Everclear In Your Restroom:

"How did I know it was you? How about the fact that you just made friends, face first with that wall and your breath could take the paint off of a car? Sitting down might be a good plan right now."

That Moment When Three Clients All Have Medical Emergencies At The Exact Same Time On Your Shelter Floor:

Okay, which one do I call in to 9-1-1 first?

When A Client Tries To Sneak Past You With Obvious Contraband In The Shelter:

Really, you thought the box of wine would go completely unnoticed under your shirt?