What It Feels Like When You're Asked To Cover Another Case Manager's Caseload On Top Of Your Own:

Sure! I'd love to take all their clients while he/she on vacation, right after you figure out how to clone me!

When You Ask Your Currently High Client If He Or She Understood The Instructions To Get Their Name On The Housing List:

So... that's a no...

It's Called Job Security:

What Happens When You Set Unrealistic Goals For Your Grant Outcomes:

When You Find Out The Staff Retreat Is Going To Be Held Over The Weekend In Someone's Backyard:

So I get to spend all Saturday listening our Executive Director talk about "teamwork" and tell their personal life story again, and there will be no alcohol. Oh goody.

Why I Now Refrain From Asking How My Clients Ended Up In The Hospital For The Fourth Time That Month:

 Am I going to see your injury on the news? Then don't tell me, I hate spoilers.

When A Grant Requires That You Fill Out A Two-Page Form Every Time You Give A Client A Bus Pass Worth $1.50:

"What is your client going to use this item for?" To ride the bus.
"Will you have confirmation and documentation that your client used this item for its intended purpose?" No, but if they come in tomorrow with a stomach ache and orange ink around their lips and a warrant, we'll know that they didn't use it for its intended purpose.